Have a question?
Peruse the content below to see answers to commonly asked questions. If you don't find the answers you need feel free to contact me. I'd love to help you navigate this experience and can't wait to meet you!
Setting your first Appointment
What kind of clients do you see?
I do not discriminate on the basis of race, age, ethnicity, nationality, disability, sexuality, or gender expression. I am happy to be friends with any adult who is respectful and can legally and enthusiastically consent.
Do you do [acronym or explicit]?
Any friend who attempts to solicit explicit adult acts or otherwise break the law will be immediately blocked. Code words are no exception. I can promise you the time you book with me will be enjoyable and safe, but this is companionship, not Wendy’s. There isn’t a menu to order from.
Why do you need my ID?
I like to make sure I’m not meeting a violent criminal in an insecure location with no way for my loved ones to hold someone accountable if I don’t come home. I cannot steal your identity with the information provided by your driver’s license and I have no interest in meddling in your life. I promise you the repercussions of abusing your sensitive information are not worth whatever you think the benefit would be. You are at much higher risk of a data breach from your many online accounts than any risk posed by sharing with me a photo of your driver's license.
I'm a fit white male who is clean, do you really need my ID?
I don’t really care how you describe yourself. There are no exceptions to my screening procedures. If you think you have a good reason and I should make an exception for you, click here.
Do you take/offer references?
Provider references are always welcome and encouraged in addition to the other screening requirements, but not in lieu of them. I’m happy to be a positive reference for you though! I want my fellow providers to be successful and have good experiences too.
What are your COVID-19 policies?
I am relying on you to be honest with me about your health, whether it be your sexual health or covid status. When booking your appointment you must disclose if you have had recent close contact (more than 15 minutes in the last 5 days) with someone who has been exposed to or has tested positive for covid-19. I do not require proof of vaccination or masks, but I am vaccinated and boosted and have contracted and recovered from COVID within the last six months. As time wears on and my immunity wears off I reserve the right to update my restrictions in order to protect my vulnerable loved ones.
Where is your incall?
I procure my incall only when an appointment is booked and the deposit is paid. I am happy to choose a locale convenient to you when possible. Let me know roughly where you’re coming from, or where you’re headed after, and I’ll do my best!
Are you available now?
Nope! I need time to prepare. I want to put my very best foot forward for my friends, so the general rule is to always give a minimum of 24 hours' notice. For trusted friends, I may be able to meet you same-day but there are some constraints. For an incall, you must book a minimum of two hours for same-day. For outcall for trusted friends, there is no minimum.
I want to see you for a length of time not specified in your ads or booking app, how do I do that?
Fill out the booking form and in the note mention the appointment length that you would like. I also offer extensions to any appointment. Bear in mind that daytime appointments are often hosted in a space procured for a specific time frame.
I live outside of Austin, what is the rate for an outcall in [city in Central Texas]?
I don’t mind driving an hour or so to see you! I know some areas have a narrower provider selection and you might not have time to make the trip to Austin. Just add $150 to the outcall rate, and send that as the deposit. Minimum 90 minute appointment required. For example: a 1.5 hour local outcall is 550 (50deposit/500cash). An hour-long appointment in Wimberly, San Antonio, or Killeen would be 700 (150deposit/550cash). Any further than that would need to book a FMTY, which is evaluated on a case-by-case basis.
Where can I find reviews for you?
As far as I know, I don’t have any reviews. I prefer not to have them, but if you feel inclined to leave me a review please do so on PrivateDelights or P411. Side note: I don’t take p411 or OH2 “ok”s as screening. If that’s all you are comfortable providing, I suggest you make another friend who is active on those boards.
Why are your incall rates higher than outcall?
I know it is more usual for providers to charge higher for outcalls, but I’m happy to come to any local friends at a lower rate than hosting. I am a low-volume provider and I do not have my own permanent incall space. You are paying extra to be the only client of the day in a safe and clean procured environment complete with champagne and charcuterie.
Do you party?
I do not provide or indulge in illegal or controlled substances with friends during meetings. I offer champagne during all meetings. Please let me know ahead of time if you are sober so I can provide alternative refreshments and leave the alcohol at home.
Do you see couples?
I am not against seeing couples, but more extensive screening is required and the rate is more than doubled.
Do you do duos?
Not at this time, but I am open to the possibility in the future.
Why do you hide your face?
There are many reasons a provider may choose to hide their face. As information collection technology continues to evolve and biometrics become more common, it may be unsafe for a provider to travel internationally. There have been instances of sex workers being detained or expelled while traveling between countries because of facial recognition. Other reasons a provider may hide their face may be for their safety, legal protection, consideration for their families, and for scholarships or civilian career purposes. I share candid pics and face pics on Fanhouse, though!
Do you look like your photos?
Yes, but I also have a face! I’ve been told I look better in person. I don’t “facetune” my photos or do any other alterations that change my features. I add sparkles though, so please be aware I am not actually a walking glitter cloud.
Do you have an OnlyFans?
I do! The subscription price is $50USD/month. It’s a scam, honestly. Before you subscribe, be aware it is catered towards friends with a rip-off fetish. I do not post more than one low-quality selfie per month with a mocking caption.
Do you do anything special for regulars?
Trusted friends get the benefit of shorter notice appointments and are the only people allowed to book short sessions (outcall only). Once we have gotten to know each other I don’t mind being spontaneous and meeting for a quick visit to give you a little afternoon pick me up, for example. As a GFE provider, I also try my best to keep track of your life developments as you share them with me, learn about your special interests, and sometimes have special surprises waiting for you at my incall. If you take care of me, I take care of you.
Can you let me know when you’re coming to my city?
I usually do not travel without pre-bookings and significant interest. I will post updates on Twitter and Tryst when I tour, so be sure to follow me on Twitter and turn on notifications for my updates. I do offer FMTY - send me an email to make arrangements.
I’d like to chat with you more and get to know you better
I love banter on my Twitter and Instagram posts - but for personal interaction and uncensored pics you can subscribe to my FanHouse. This platform is a non-explicit clubhouse where you can get regular updates from me, interact with other friends of mine, and chat with me one-on-one. The subscription is lower than my OnlyFans and offers in-app purchases of personalized content. This is NOT an explicit service with close up genitalia or sexting (for that, check out my online GFE service)